This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said
"What'd you do that for?"
God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"