We had a woman go into our local Kroger store, stark naked. She just casually strolled in, got a cart and started shopping. Police came and removed her.

Reminds me when streaking was popular some years back, at least in Indiana. They'd run through public places for shock effect, I guess.

One guy thought he'd make a mad dash through our local grocery and be out and gone before they caught him.

WRONG...he had to pause for the electronic doors to open to get out and it was just long enough for a checkout customer to grab him. Surprise, surprise!

People are crazy! LOL