Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman’s Hermits — Mrs.. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba—Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again