on June 2, 2026, 1:01 pm, in reply to "There'd be a rotating roster of animals, so chances are you'd get eg. a budgie that 'hated' you"
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Or at least, fans would perceive a bias. "Not this fucking budgie again, he never gives us anything". All part of the fun I'm proposing. Previous MessagePrevious Message
Each team is assigned a treat, the one the animal chooses sees that team awarded the favourable decision. All shown on big screen.
I'm deadly serious about this. Imagine the roar of the crowd as they bring out the hamster. Previous Message
at the end of extra time, no penalties, they go to the core cards of the judges who award the tie based on attacking intent and football quality. Previous Message
My favorite might be the 5 second rule for Throw in's and Goal Kicks.
We've been so shit at them for so fucking long, VAR is going force us to do them properly, wonderful. Previous Message
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