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he'll train as a chef and break the record for the fastest ever Michelin 3 star award after opening his experimental restaurant in San Sebastian.

He will then regret taking a role on MasterChef as he loses it completely with the contestants' pathetic choices of "foods I hate" - he was to be dragged off set whilst bemoaning the lack of brawn and cows foot. He actually uses the phrase "shithouses" and John Torode faints.

He then goes back to his first love and manages Prescot Cables in an ironic manner. Everton gives him a free season ticket and he does a few sessions as the celebrity in Village Street.