We’ve stepped up to stay clear of relegation, I guess, but every time we seem to have an opportunity to take that next step up…we falter. Top six opportunity, tonight? Forget it. Utd semi is the last time I actually remember us taking the big opportunity in front of us. We’re not entitled to win all/any of these games, of course…it just feels like we’re constantly dropping the ball.

We’re the physical manifestation of the Roy Hodgson meme.

I think I’m more frustrated at nights like tonight than some of the stuff we had to watch under Lampard, Benitez, Dyche. At least then we knew we were shit.

I received my ‘Goodison Seat’, this weekend. It was one of the beautiful wooden seats with the white numbers. Except they’d painted over the fucking thing. Felt entirely appropriate.