on December 14, 2025, 11:52 pm, in reply to "Why aye man, they are prop-ah canny lake wahey the lads. I divven na what all the fuss is aboot nt"
they got jimmy nail! 
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as the tune army
because they sing
they will say no its toon as it town
I then refer to them as the town army
antoehr fave is to say how impressed i was when the fans compared their aggressive attacking style to a destructive natural phenoman- the tsunami.
both go down sorry booooth gan doon al-reet pet man woman man pet
geordies are like people from runcorn or shit stand ups from winsford notorious for their accents getting stronger the further they are away from the town near to the place they claim to be from Previous Message
Haway the lads!
Did you know that you can upset Newcastle fans simply by changing one vowel in that sentence? For two years now I thought I was being nice to a young cricketer at my club who supports Newcastle by shouting “Haway the lad” every time he took a wicket. One day last summer his dad, also a Newcastle fan (from West Sussex, mind) asked me to stop winding him up. I was perplexed and asked how I was winding him up? He said Geordies say HOway the lads and the hated Mackems say HAway. He was dead serious! Now THAT is pettiness even beyond anything the Kopites can come up with! Previous Message
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