Robbo when offside was CLEARLY moruning the death of his best friend and mentor Diogo Jota and his brother who doesnt matter and is airbrushed out of it as he didnt play for Liverpool.

Then, bravely he snaps out of a period of brief but intense mourning in time to innocently duck out of the way of a ball coming for him but not in a way that would affect the keeper.

The ball then goes in and the Murdoch Press (who are hated by all of LFC ) get the goal dissallowed.

Virgil Van Dijk in a scene reminiscent of Winslows greatest comic Jon. Stac. A. To. Bi. Shop. then sardoincally applauds the ref. This is classed as dissent an dis a yellow or red card booking. But he was in fact clapping the brave family of Jiota who lost two lads when one of them didnt speed at 120kph like. afcuking maniac endangering people arond him. Like jon flanaggan- the speeding wife beater. And frirminho- the speeding drunk driver. Its the Libpwel way.

Luckily all LFC fans and players are stoic bastions of principle when it comes to rupert murdoch. So none watch Sky TV and none take the sky shilling.

Except

Jamie Carragher
Graeme Souness
Michael Owen
Steven Gerrard
Robbie Fowler
Sir (scouse. not english lets boo the queen) Kenny Daglish
Steven Warnock
Steve McManaman
Jamie Redknapp
David James
Phil Babb
Dieter Hamann
Brendan Rodgers
Roy Hodgson
Rafa Benitez
Jurgen Hitler
Neil Mellor
Nigel Spackman
John Barnes
John Aldridge
Phil ShitKitchens
Kevin Keegan


All men who would never take the murdoch shilling not after what their newspaper reported about their fanbase. Ok so Souness serialised his book in the sun and owen had a column but that aside and the sky money some things are sacred.

Like Jurgen klopp would never work in football. And now has two jobs.

It is clear (I have actually read this today) that the var bloke is a geordie who will have done this to get back at liverpool for buying the glass ankled mercenary Isak.

Anyway the truth is had that goal stood Liverpool would have absolutely gone on to now just win the game but also to have put a smile on the face of jiota's widow and the VAR purposely made a widow cry. Shame on them. I suggest we boycott any electrical products until Jamie Webster does a toe -curling accent ladeled on thicker than Gerrards Missus in a song of protest to rival bob dylan.

Working title - VAR killed Jota in his car. (with guests Buggles)

Until then the league should be suspended and anyone who digress is pissing on the graves of any liverpool suporter who has ever died/ This does not apply to Juve fans who deserved it after roma fans who arent from teh same city gave a few fountain pissing reds a kicking the year before.

And man city/ united/ arsenal/ chelsea/ spurs and anyone above LFC should be disbanded until the reds win everything.

Seems fair enough to me.