We met a great Geordie lad travelling in Austrailia....he told a story about being in a pub in Newcastle around christmas, he is on his way to the bog, and in that no mands land between two doors gets into that, you go, I go , dancing thing with a little person. He could be a bit of a tit when he was pissed this lad, and sort of moved him out of his way, adding, out of the way short arse. Anyway it turned out this pub was next to theatre doing a snow white panto, the little guy was one of the 7 dwarves and him and his six mates kicked the shit out of biggsy later that night. I found and still find this hilarious. 
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at uni a mates dad had ben a maasivw Ken Dodd fan, so this lad had grown up with the videos and seen him live with his couple of times. He ad assumed knotty ash was a made up place, (diddy man running around, jam butty mines, why wouldnt you?)
so he was amazed I was really from there. One summer he came to visit and one nigt we went to the knotty, a few pints in, he is sat facing the door, his jaw drops open....you'll be taking me to the jam buttie mines next......I turn round and 5 or 6 dwarves (midgets, little people?) have come in. Id drank in there for years and never seen that, but here is my mate sat in a pub her had thougt was fictional drinking with the diddy men! Previous Message
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