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Of working class heroes outwitting their vulgar money-driven peers armed only with their wits, the goodwill of an army of global admirers and their beatific owners generously sacrificing their personal wealth to enable the acquisition of the modern day apostle and future Pope Florian I.

This represents the culmination of destiny for the Wirz-meister who has dedicated his life to posting on Tik-Tok whilst dressing in red whilst miming a well known twentieth century gospel classic from legendary composers Brendan Rodgers and Sami ‘Hammerstein’ Hyppia.

Of course Flory-la would willingly work for the UK’s leading charity for just one hot meal a day and a cot in the crypt if it was up to him but he will selflessly use the opportunity afforded by a prospective telephone number salary from the aforementioned holy benefactors to continue Klopp’s evangelical mission to lift the deserving but unduly stigmatised full kit brethren out of poverty and despair.

Amen.