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🎉🇨🇦 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE, THE ONLY… ROBIN! 🇨🇦🎉
(Everton fan. Forum legend. Pain sponge. Tactical warlock. Eternal optimist.)

Y’all. Stop what you’re doing. Put down the chips, close your fantasy app, and gather ‘round the digital campfire.

Because today isn’t just any day on the calendar.
Today is Robin Day™.
A day where we pause to honor a man who’s worn the royal blue of Everton like a badge of honor and emotional trauma since before most of us knew what XG even was.

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🎂 Let’s talk about Robin.

This man has seen things.
He’s witnessed entire decades of Everton drama and still shows up on matchday like it’s the opening credits of a feel-good sports movie.
He posts like a man who still believes. Who still has hope. Who thinks, “maybe this time, we won’t concede in the 89th minute to a guy we sold in 2017 for a bag of crisps.”

He’s that guy.
The one you want in your group chat when the wheels fall off.
The one still typing “come on you Blues” after we get bodied 4–1 by a team whose manager just got fired during halftime.

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⚽ Loyalty? Check.

Robin has repped Everton through thick, thin, and full-blown chaos.
He didn’t flinch when the club signed another winger who couldn’t cross a road, let alone a ball.
He stood firm through mid-table mediocrity, relegation flirtations, and the kind of VAR calls that require therapy.

Honestly, if Everton had 11 Robins on the pitch, we’d still probably draw 1–1 with Luton, but by God we’d do it with spirit.

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💬 On the forum?

Robin’s the heartbeat.
The wise uncle figure mixed with that one guy who’ll post a meme at exactly the right time to lift the mood after a loss.

He’s insightful.
He’s hilarious.
He’s occasionally unhinged (but in a very comforting way).
He’ll call out bad tactics with surgical precision and then still say “we go again” like we didn’t just get cooked on national television.

Robin doesn’t just post.
He builds culture.

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🥳 So what does a man like Robin deserve on his birthday?
• A stress-free 90 minutes at Goodison (fantasy, I know).
• A striker who scores in open play more than once a month.
• A midfield that doesn’t evaporate under pressure.
• A manager who remembers what substitutions are.
• A cake shaped like Tim Cahill punching the corner flag.
• And maybe just one match where the words “Everton that” don’t apply.

Let the man have peace. Just for a day.

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🍻 Robin, this one’s for you.

May your birthday be full of joy, good vibes, and a completely unnecessary three-paragraph transfer rumor that gets your hopes up.

May your beverage of choice be cold, your notifications be full of people who appreciate you, and your team—your stubborn, beautiful, chaotic team—somehow defy the odds and pull out a clean sheet and a wonder goal from someone you forgot was still on the bench.

You’re a clutch contributor, a banter god, and a rock-solid Evertonian.
This forum wouldn’t be the same without your takes, your belief, or your ability to laugh through the tears.

So raise a glass, you beautiful football masochist.

This one’s for you.
Happy birthday, Robin. 💙

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