you post

I bet we sign Soucek

some AI bot / dickwad website picks it up during a scrape of everton news and creates a chat GPT story

someone posts link to the story

you say, oh shit we are after him


It genuinely happens that way


I suspect we could discuss a player on here signing, and as long as it wasnt unrealistic (Yamal), it would have a chance of appearing as a story within a week or so

we should try it one week

heavily discuss a semi realistic transfer that hasnt been mentioned anywhere