I just got a phone call to ask if I would be available to perform a song at the anniversary party next month.

I said that sounds like a great idea, and did they have a song in mind...?

They thought "You'll Never Walk Alone" would be cool. I "checked my calendar" and, what do you know, I am away that weekend. Such a shame.

Anyone fancy a pint, somewhere not so local to me, on April 26th?