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as you may recall I watched the PSG game in town. I quite like PSG as my daughter lives in London and outside of everton her and her mates being half african and the french influence therein love PSG.

I met up with a red mate who is reasonable and we watched it in town. I was in London the next day so didnt have any alcohol.

I did however set my ringtone to la marseillaise so anyone calling me would result in that wonderful anthem ringing out.


I had 3 calls before the game and answered them at the last moment to allow the others in the bar to appreciate it.

The bar was full of reds but most were from st helens/ wigan/ students.

on first ring I got called a french cunt. I waved back with a bonjour! I got booed.

Second call I stood up to attention when it went off. A fella approached the table and in a widnes accent told me that this was a liverpool bar and i shold drink elsewhere. the bar is a neutral sports bar in town and i know th eowner and his son who runs it. I shrugged my shoulders and said nothing.

Phone goes again. The appointed wool in charge of attendance came over and said I wont tell you again. He then went to the bar and complained to the lad who runs it. This is before the game.

One of the door staff then came up who I know- trains at your gym. He said have you seen anyone french causing bother I told him no.

Game started.

Lots of xenophobis french comments. A few 'how can he be french hes african etc etc.
Then the goal.

Phone went. Half the bar turned to me giving me down the banks. I responded by asking them why they support liverpool not psg as your not from either city. The attendance officer called me a blue prick- I called him a sheep shagging six fingered mutant.

Doorman comes over. I explain what happened doorm an finds it funny. Attendance guy calls me racist for saying inbred? I explain to the doorman who is mxied race that africans cant be french apparently.

Game continues- a few half arsed choruses of blue nad white shite are countered by forza juve which they ddnt get.

Anyway its clear PSG have the measure of them. We hit penalty kicks. Attendance man says turn your fucking phone off pal. I told him that woud nt happen and said bon chance.


Each on they missed was met with the marseillaise. My mate who is less reactionary than me said its going to go off. It didnt. Instead they turned on their own players. Nunez- shite. Jones- shite. Salah - lazy?

I also got asked when our shitty ground opens- I explained they were already playing in it.


Within 30 seconds of the last penalty kick they emptied out. I got. a few wanker signs a few outsides now which walked down hardman street double quick when I went to ask for clarification.

The wrid thing was they spent most of the game berating their team. Trent can 'fcuk off' Konate is 'not good enough'- the only players they universally liked was alisson. And 'virgil.

I thought we were bad but they turn on their side when its losing. The amount of grown men in salah tops was bizarre.

I had a woman shout over you've won nothing in 30 years. I reacted with and we havent got blood on our hands either I will take that. That got a bit of a reaction to say the least. A 25 year old lad said I wouldnt know about heysel as i wasnt there. I countered with i wasnt there for the pyramids but they defo happened.

A good blue mate of mine picked me up. As we were leaving a few form the bar threw coins at his car. He's a cabbie but is a blue so we did a lap of the black on rodney and hope street and saw the miscreant in the poutine place. So we waited outside and as he came out liberated him of his gravy cheese and chips.


A small victory.


They are a weird weird weird bunch.

Tuesday was my daughters birthday too - a good mate of mine got her the official CL ball as she is being scouted by west ham at present and loves the game. So she was made up to say the least with the result!

As was I.

I love Slot saying 'they are the richest club in football' so we did really well. He never mentioned that last week. The big edam slapheaded bitch!

he also said it was the greatest game of football he has ever seeen. something MoTD Cl laughed at yesterday rightfully so.

Made up curtis jones missed. And was even happier to see niasse and the uFC fella Khabib! PSG brought a load of lads and had no grief at all. then again if khabibs on the firm its fair to say your unlikely to get webbed!

Finally not a fan of the geordies but I'd be fine with them winning at the weekend! Eddie Howe boyhood blue!