I know it's WWF-level panto, and will be a hugging competition, and that they are both appalling people, and that the one with the rape conviction is probably the more appalling of the two, and that it's the replacement of sport by content, and that it's the end of boxing as a sport if things like this become routine. And I hope neither man gets any lasting injury. And I'm fairly sure Tyson isn't up even to an exhibition match.

But part of me still hopes he knocks Paul out in the first 15 seconds. (I won't be watching.)