Went to the local non league club match

Joint 2nd v 2nd - got beat 0-3

Went over the road to my lads rugby club after to watch the England game, walked home with both nippers and grabbed a Chinese

My lad just asked ‘Were we(Everton) playing today, how did we get on?’

Which jogged my memory…just checked the meganet expecting an easy home win and wow!

*please don’t get sucked back in. I want my weekends and life back