It seems a shame, Moshiri said,
To play him such a trick,
after we've brought him out so far.
He makes the lads trot quick!
The Chairman he said nothing as
he gave his coif a flick.
I weep for him, Moshiri said:
I deeply sympathize.
and with his tears he tried to drown
the larger of his lies,
watching a team of auditors
cutting numbers down to size.