On what planet was flouting social distancing rules to get pissed with your colleagues deemed strictly necessary for work purposes?
He didn't know it was wrong, even though he made the rules, because he didn't have a grown-up around to tell him it wasn't allowed.
If these were "work meetings", why hasn't he been able to produce a shred of evidence to that effect - agenda, minutes etc? It's laughable. He's been caught bang to rights and true to form, he's trying to lie his way out of it with pathetic dog-ate-my-homework excuses that would embarrass a 5-year-old.
And yet he'll get away with it. Short suspension from the Commons at the very most is my guess.
The most depressing thing is that there are still people who support him and want him back as PM.
Well all right I was, but I didn't drink anything.
Well I did, but only one glass.
OK, a bottle.
Maybe two bottles.
It only happened once.
By "once" I mean a few times.
Besides, everyone else was doing it. I didn't reaise I was breaking the law, I mean guidelines.
Anyway, I was told that it was ok. Who told me? Why don't you mind your own business?
I'm like a kid who just won't let it go
Twisting and turning the colours in rows
I'm so intent to find out what it is
This is my Rubik's Cube
I know I will figure it out