the usual bluster, bullshit and distraction tactics with the constant undercurrent of a lifelong sense of entitlement.

On what planet was flouting social distancing rules to get pissed with your colleagues deemed strictly necessary for work purposes?

He didn't know it was wrong, even though he made the rules, because he didn't have a grown-up around to tell him it wasn't allowed.

If these were "work meetings", why hasn't he been able to produce a shred of evidence to that effect - agenda, minutes etc? It's laughable. He's been caught bang to rights and true to form, he's trying to lie his way out of it with pathetic dog-ate-my-homework excuses that would embarrass a 5-year-old.

And yet he'll get away with it. Short suspension from the Commons at the very most is my guess.

The most depressing thing is that there are still people who support him and want him back as PM.

Truly incredible.