As a keen pub quizzer, I was brushing up on one of my specialist subjects - Premier League Records (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League_records_and_statistics).
Mildly amused at the number of dubious records we've acquired during the course of our premier league existence:-
Most defeats in total: 416, Everton
Most draws in total: 323, Everton
Most goals conceded in total: 1,487, Everton
Most own goals scored in total: 59, Everton
Most red cards in total: 104, Everton
Nil Satis Nisis Optimum indeed.