...try to ignore the fact that it's clearly a vehicle for our "commercial partners" to try to plug their watches (once they start talking about them at the end you can close it and miss nothing!) but there is still some good stuff in there from Lampard - if his teams could play football as well as he could speak about things then we'd be challenging at the top!

We're clearly still a long way from where we need to be on the pitch, and I know a few are starting to lose their patience with him, but I think he has genuinely bought right into us and I can't remember liking an Everton manager and wanting him to succeed (for HIM, not just because it's my club) this much for a long time.

Fingers crossed he can survive and thrive.