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you missed a bit off!
As they went over the cliff in his bus....
Love that one
not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
IIRC a Bob classic was 'people used to laugh at the idea i'd be a comedian - well they're not laughing now...'
for their Trumpocity or cringeworthiness.
Top Ten Edinburgh Fringe Jokes 2019:
- 1 Olaf Falafel
I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets.
- 2 Richard Stott
Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
- 3 Milton Jones
What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh.
- 4 Jake Lambert
A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows'.
- 5 Ross Smith
A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it.
- 6 Ross Smith
Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning.
- 7 Adele Cliff
I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it.
- 8 Richard Pulsford
After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.
- 9 Mark Simmons
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.
- 10 Ivo Graham
I've got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts.
losing just a little more faith every day, and credibility too apparently