install them some jackboot thug from the government will pull your certificate of occupancy because they wouldn't be code compliant or some shit.

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From today's NY Times.
The University of Nebraska is putting its diehard football fans to the test: You’re not fully committed to showing off your Cornhusker fandom until you purchase a game-used urinal trough from Memorial Stadium.
Oh yes, Nebraska fans — or anyone in need of an extra place to relieve themselves after a beer or two — can purchase one of the many urinal troughs from around Memorial Stadium after the team’s home slate of games ends in late November for $3,000 each.
Stainless steel water fountain troughs from the stadium are also available, and they’re only $2,500.
With Nebraska’s home field in Lincoln to undergo its “Big Red Rebuild” by the 2028 season, the university is already selling pieces from the stadium as unique collectibles. That includes all the urinal troughs, as the school makes way for new ones....