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Nobody lets kids on here right?

Posted by groupguy User icon on October 3, 2026, 17:29:41

Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

So glad I decorated outside for fall instead. Much more fun and rewarding.

Posted by Mismysteri User icon on October 4, 2026, 09:17:16, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

Wow was it a perfect weather day!

Saw the writing on the wall already and decided not to watch or even listen - and like Himey said -it really appears to be this program's "lot in life".

That said, everyone from Whitman on down should be really embarrassed, imo.

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Young alums who don’t care about Illini football or basketball creep me out but season tickets at 65

Posted by groupguy User icon on October 4, 2026, 11:33:10, in reply to "So glad I decorated outside for fall instead. Much more fun and rewarding."

is a little weird. If we’re winning it’s fun but if not and my family and friends don’t want to go then I have to recalibrate. It was interesting at Ohio State sitting next to people whose families have had tickets for 30 years. I don’t think mine is going to make it beyond 10 (5 when I first graduated and the last three plus maybe two more). I’m still OK with top 40 performance, but lower third of the B1G is rough.

And my two extra seats went for $25 but I saw people were getting in for $10.

Football sidejack

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 4, 2026, 00:24:02, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

my kid got put in concussion protocol tonight. He and I almost killed our coach. The assistant coach unilaterally sent him to the tent. The EMT talked to him and he was fine. She said "do you know what day it is?" And he said "tomato soup."

Game was moved to saturday night because of the heat.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 4, 2026, 00:26:06, in reply to "Football sidejack"

it's fucking hot a fuck out here.

also, I asked him what happened. He said the tried to truck a player 6'3" 250 pounds. I said "And I'm guessing that didn't work out so well for you, did it?"

Ooo

Posted by haighter User icon on October 4, 2026, 09:04:44, in reply to "Game was moved to saturday night because of the heat. "
Boo Haighter

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it's fucking hot a fuck out here.

also, I asked him what happened. He said the tried to truck a player 6'3" 250 pounds. I said "And I'm guessing that didn't work out so well for you, did it?"

I love that video. and putting aside what I think Ray Lewis did

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on October 4, 2026, 13:25:20, in reply to "Ooo"

Ochocinco is a big strong guy. To watch him bounce off Lewis like that is insane. RayRay was piece of iron.

just sports

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 3, 2026, 19:30:35, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

F ATL

So hott. *

Posted by harb99 User icon on October 3, 2026, 19:47:29, in reply to "just sports "
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

Checklist

Posted by IlliniHimey User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:34:21, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

1). Awful coaching hires.
2). Screw up NIL
3). Fire a coordinator mid season
4). Play atrociously against an atrocious opponent.
5). Team recognizes they are not that good.
6). Go through motions in practice and games.
7). 2-9 heading into NW, and get shellacked by 35.

Other that firing a coach mid season and NIL, is this a fair assessment of Illini football 15 times over the last 30 years?

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ADAM Ant..........up and ADAM!!!!!!

I will probably be at the NW game.*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on October 3, 2026, 22:09:30, in reply to "Checklist "
weiner sleeve

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

himey!!

Posted by Pooter User icon on October 3, 2026, 19:11:40, in reply to "Checklist "

hope you are doing well....sports notwithstanding

Life is too short to waste boners

Bummer that our season is over already *

Posted by Potomac User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:30:59, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I think we win next week, and then NWTFITWTF and we give Oregon a game

Posted by groupguy User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:34:09, in reply to "Bummer that our season is over already *"

though I don’t think we win it. Not sure who else we beat this year…

Just our lot in life. *

Posted by IlliniHimey User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:26:20, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ADAM Ant..........up and ADAM!!!!!!

We are clearly the worst team in the B1G *

Posted by Learning_and_Labor User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:17:38, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

You should get a life*

Posted by BLMatters User icon on October 3, 2026, 18:04:40, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

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Because HOLY FUCK what was Bert doing not taking 3 there?

I’d tell my kids to join 10 frats and drink a case of beer before not kicking a FG on 4 and 6 down 9. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

what's happened to the offense?

Posted by Pooter User icon on October 3, 2026, 17:48:44, in reply to "Nobody lets kids on here right?"

they have given up a shitton of points this year

Life is too short to waste boners

Stop running up the middle Barry

Posted by groupguy User icon on October 3, 2026, 17:57:10, in reply to "what's happened to the offense?"

Stop

Barry is the worst*

Posted by villain User icon on October 4, 2026, 07:56:16, in reply to "Stop running up the middle Barry"
Stupidhead

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Stop

probably just another real jerk in life

especially with laughery.*

Posted by Ari Gold User icon on October 4, 2026, 05:53:41, in reply to "Stop running up the middle Barry"

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Stop

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