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So Amazon's package tracking is absolute bullshit.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on September 1, 2026, 18:25:49
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When it says, "you're only two stops away", it actually means "there are two groups of multiple stops before we are going to get anywhere near you".

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Damn clowns tried to deliver at 9:30 p.m. last night.

Posted by Lexillini User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:49:40, in reply to "So Amazon's package tracking is absolute bullshit."

After initially sending me a tracking advisor promising delivery by no later than 6:45 p.m.

And the delivery instructions on file with Amazon clearly state that this is a business address with hours of 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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