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caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 15, 2026, 21:15:13

you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives

she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

tonight’s game will be the most watched game of the entire playoffs

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on October 1, 2026, 10:11:40, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

assuming they lose

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

Is A’ja Wilson just a big gorilla with a twat?

Posted by kokomojo User icon on September 30, 2026, 10:59:46, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

They guy got ejected. Why? What rule did he break?

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 30, 2026, 11:26:09, in reply to "Is A’ja Wilson just a big gorilla with a twat?"

I'd like to hear the explanation.

He wasn’t. Or if he was he came back

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on September 30, 2026, 11:42:16, in reply to "They guy got ejected. Why? What rule did he break? "

When they realized all he did was point.

Raja was given a technical but should have been ejected for entering a seating section. She should be suspended for the next game but the commish is a pussy so she won’t.

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I'd like to hear the explanation.

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

are you sure he wasn't ejected?*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 30, 2026, 11:55:02, in reply to "He wasn’t. Or if he was he came back"

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I'd like to hear the explanation.

He was removed and then let back in after it was confirmed he didn't say mean words*

Posted by villain User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:04:29, in reply to "are you sure he wasn't ejected?* "
Stupidhead

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I'd like to hear the explanation.

probably just another real jerk in life

His crime was pointing at her and saying "that's on you, that foul is on you"

Posted by villain User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:05:25, in reply to "He was removed and then let back in after it was confirmed he didn't say mean words*"

clearly a racist.

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I'd like to hear the explanation.

probably just another real jerk in life

Women never are held accountable. That's why they're allowed to kill their children

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 30, 2026, 11:24:29, in reply to "Is A’ja Wilson just a big gorilla with a twat?"

She should at least lose her voting rights *

Posted by kokomojo User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:20:56, in reply to "Women never are held accountable. That's why they're allowed to kill their children"

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don’t point at the animals*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on September 30, 2026, 11:16:40, in reply to "Is A’ja Wilson just a big gorilla with a twat?"

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

She should just walk out. I know this isn't the WNBA right now

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 11, 2026, 02:30:28, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Go just home to Indiana and wait for the season to resume.

https://x.com/MrPotatoheadPHD/status/2098083757458682243?s=20

CLARK — through 89 CAREER games - basically one nba + playoffs season

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 12:28:42, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"
Stupidhead

More PTS than Wilson or Taurasi
More AST than anyone
More 3PM than anyone
More PTS CREATED than anyone
More TRIPLE-DOUBLES than anyone
More PTS | AST DOUBLES than anyone
More 30 PTS | 10 AST than anyone

probably just another real jerk in life

Caitlin Clark had the first ever 200 point & 100 assist month in WNBA history

Posted by villain User icon on September 3, 2026, 11:52:43, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"
Stupidhead

But she wasn't named player of the month.

probably just another real jerk in life

No one hates women more than women.*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 3, 2026, 12:33:09, in reply to "Caitlin Clark had the first ever 200 point & 100 assist month in WNBA history"

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But she wasn't named player of the month.

24.4 PPG and 9.4 APG over 11 games in August

Posted by villain User icon on September 1, 2026, 15:27:20, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"
Stupidhead

She is torching the league even with her worthless coach and the entire league working against her.

probably just another real jerk in life

They're not just working against her, they are actively trying to knock her out of the league*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on September 1, 2026, 16:02:10, in reply to "24.4 PPG and 9.4 APG over 11 games in August"

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She is torching the league even with her worthless coach and the entire league working against her.

ChatGPT has data on women vs boys

Posted by groupguy User icon on August 18, 2026, 7:07:04, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Against men depending on the sport, the difference is 8-15%. Puberty is the key. Before puberty difference not as great. So a pro woman can compete with and often beat a run of the mill 8th grader. A pro woman golfer or tennis player will even beat a decent 8th greater. I doubt anyone here could compete with a pro woman in those sports. Same for equestrian (thanks ChatGPT) or swimming or distance running (any marathoners here beat all the women?)

Basketball, like volleyball, height matters. My daughter played college volleyball, 4 year starter. She held her own in co-ed volleyball but not against a college/hs male player. I played against a hs star, college basketball player in my 30s. It wasn’t close. She couldn’t rebound (she was 6’2”, I’m 6’4”) and couldn’t get off a shot. Speed wise she was a bit faster but not much).

I think Caitlyn Clark could have beat me, but not sure. Angel Reese sucks.

It’s worse than I thought.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 18, 2026, 01:05:55, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Years ago I said if I had 6 months to train, I could make a wnba team. I didn’t really mean it. Now I know I was right. I didn’t say I’d be a star or could even beat one of the allegedly best players in the league. Just make the last spot on the bench. That said I think I would have been a dominant rebounder.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcJYeP6icOD/

that black dude is the dumbest mofo on X. straight retard *

Posted by Pooter User icon on August 18, 2026, 06:28:53, in reply to "It’s worse than I thought. "

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Life is too short to waste boners

"Dumbest mofo on X" is a tallest midget contest.

Posted by osklister User icon on August 18, 2026, 08:50:08, in reply to "that black dude is the dumbest mofo on X. straight retard *"

Lots of people feel the need to show the world how dumb they are.

Some play in the WNBA, of course....

dots

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 17, 2026, 19:16:38, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://x.com/ClayTravis/status/2089185737778348052?s=20

did i see angel missed a couple of bunnies to win the game and caitlyn was loving every

Posted by Ari Gold User icon on August 17, 2026, 10:31:38, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

minute of it?

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

She is so bad at basketball

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 17, 2026, 13:56:19, in reply to "did i see angel missed a couple of bunnies to win the game and caitlyn was loving every"

https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2089331499879354457?s=20

Watching her play...

Posted by DFPS User icon on August 17, 2026, 15:45:30, in reply to "She is so bad at basketball"

in a 1/2 court game, I think I could take Reese in a game to 11. I am just as tall as her, and I could stick her. At 50, I have a better vertical than her. I sure as hell can hit a layup!

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https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2089331499879354457?s=20

wouldn't be close *

Posted by Pooter User icon on August 17, 2026, 18:26:06, in reply to "Watching her play..."

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in a 1/2 court game, I think I could take Reese in a game to 11. I am just as tall as her, and I could stick her. At 50, I have a better vertical than her. I sure as hell can hit a layup!

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https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2089331499879354457?s=20

Life is too short to waste boners

You're also a lot stronger than her.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 17, 2026, 16:33:21, in reply to "Watching her play..."

And even at your advanced age she wouldn't be too quick to guard. She can't shoot so she couldn't take you off the dribble. She couldn't stop you backing her down in the post.

So WNBA: play started with an airball from outside

Posted by Potomac User icon on August 17, 2026, 10:49:58, in reply to "did i see angel missed a couple of bunnies to win the game and caitlyn was loving every"

I watched the clip. I give Reese credit for knowing the shot was crap and getting in position to grab the airball, and then, oops, miss from underneath.

Stephanie White with an all time pathetic presser

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on August 11, 2026, 19:11:30, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Fuck, ass, pounds on table, go to hell, rustles paper and storms out after a prepared rant.

She’s getting fired. Maybe after the season, but she won’t be back next year.

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

She's an awful person and an even worse coach.

Posted by villain User icon on August 12, 2026, 14:17:47, in reply to "Stephanie White with an all time pathetic presser"
Stupidhead

The Fever are just a coach with a room temperature IQ away from a chip. Just get out of CC's way and they'll go on a 90's Bulls-esq run.

probably just another real jerk in life

the only thing i know about her is her reaction to Sophie getting clobbered

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 12, 2026, 14:26:22, in reply to "She's an awful person and an even worse coach."

and it was the wrong reaction. The next time they play (if these women had any guts and i doubt they do) Dijone would be taken off the court in a stretcher.

This is the problem with women in sports

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 11, 2026, 21:16:59, in reply to "Stephanie White with an all time pathetic presser"

a real coach would have ripped into Dijone. But she was afraid of being called "mean"

ooo

Posted by villain User icon on August 4, 2026, 11:24:10, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"
Stupidhead

probably just another real jerk in life

BS chart without ANGEL REESE !!

Posted by osklister User icon on August 4, 2026, 17:19:18, in reply to "ooo"

Bitches, man.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 2, 2026, 15:46:21, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://x.com/endwokeness/status/2083977685596819849?

I'm assuming cylinder violation on that one*

Posted by Figs User icon on August 3, 2026, 08:32:50, in reply to "Bitches, man. "

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https://x.com/endwokeness/status/2083977685596819849?

“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

Bruce Jenner won the decathlon 50 years ago this week*

Posted by Potomac User icon on August 1, 2026, 13:58:24, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

I feel so bad for women. Empathetic suicide.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 31, 2026, 23:32:22, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Saddest thing you’ll see all day.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbeyLjrNAnZ/

Coaches are in a tough spot in that league, given its composition and fan base

Posted by Potomac User icon on August 1, 2026, 6:00:12, in reply to "I feel so bad for women. Empathetic suicide. "

You can't be a coach without being a progressive, given the large lesbian composition of the league and its progressive activism. Remember that the former co-owner of Atlanta, Kelly Loeffler, got run out of town.

Look at the pushback against Sophie Cunningham for saying something quite basic and in sync with the majority of Americans.

How hard is this to say:

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 1, 2026, 12:49:44, in reply to "Coaches are in a tough spot in that league, given its composition and fan base"

Trans women have an unfair biological advantage and for that reason only we can't allow them to play in this league. We did no create the WNBA so women could socialize. We created this league because we can't compete in the NBA.

That's it.

People out there thing that women's sports were created because men wouldn't let them play in theirs. People still think that women care not allowed to play in the NBA.

This seems super simple to me

Posted by Figs User icon on August 3, 2026, 08:30:04, in reply to "How hard is this to say:"

Either there are physical differences between men and women, and for that reason ONLY biological women are allowed to compete in womens sports. Or there are NO differences between men and women, and we should dissolve all gender specifications for sports.

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“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

This was cool

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 31, 2026, 17:29:43, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2083281116388073963?s=20

121 points and 35 assists over her last 4 games

Posted by villain User icon on July 30, 2026, 15:08:52, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"
Stupidhead

averaged 22 and 7 for the month of July on 48%/38% shooting.

Pretty damn elite, especially when you factor in that her retard coach only plays her 25 minutes a game and the refs let every opposing player face scrape and eye gouge her every game.

probably just another real jerk in life

glad i lit a fire under her scrawny white ass*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 30, 2026, 15:31:35, in reply to "121 points and 35 assists over her last 4 games"

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F ATL

You tardheeled the shit out of her! Or did you ATL her?

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on August 1, 2026, 11:59:30, in reply to "glad i lit a fire under her scrawny white ass*"

Is ATL a big jinx or just tardheel?

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 28, 2026, 12:51:59, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Well, I don't recall her talking about any of them playing sports. And at levels where they could be discriminated against. So, by her definition, just having trans kids, doesn't give you a stake.

But anyone who has a daughter who plays sports would. And in fact have a bigger stake than Taz would.

Never heard her mention having a trans kid before

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on August 1, 2026, 11:56:47, in reply to "So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids"

Must be a new development

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

she said kids. Not kid

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on August 1, 2026, 12:53:54, in reply to "Never heard her mention having a trans kid before "

what are the odds of that?

This whole trans thing is a social contagion.

Noticing a trend with trans kids lol*

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on August 1, 2026, 11:55:41, in reply to "So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids"

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

as if families with biological daughters don't?*

Posted by Potomac User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:23:27, in reply to "So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids"

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Well, taz is an idiot so . . . .*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on July 30, 2026, 15:59:10, in reply to "as if families with biological daughters don't?*"
weiner sleeve

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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Lmao. Always the victim, whether it is her sexuality or job

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on August 1, 2026, 12:09:08, in reply to "Well, taz is an idiot so . . . .*"

I also recall her crying about not being allowed on the west balcony elevator at Memorial Stadium when she had long covid.

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

how to turn a kid trans in 90 days

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:09:47, in reply to "So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids"

looking forward to the book

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F ATL

Why is it that 90% of trans kids come from households like hers?

Posted by villain User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:08:27, in reply to "So Taz is out there saying that she has a stake in the fight because she has trans kids"
Stupidhead

and the other 10% are from hollywood.

Statistically, the numbers are impossible without these children being either molested or brainwashed.

probably just another real jerk in life

social contagian.*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:25:53, in reply to "Why is it that 90% of trans kids come from households like hers?"

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and the other 10% are from hollywood.

Statistically, the numbers are impossible without these children being either molested or brainwashed.

it’s abuse. like feeding your kids too much*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:10:20, in reply to "Why is it that 90% of trans kids come from households like hers?"

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and the other 10% are from hollywood.

Statistically, the numbers are impossible without these children being either molested or brainwashed.

F ATL

100%*

Posted by villain User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:13:25, in reply to "it’s abuse. like feeding your kids too much*"
Stupidhead

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and the other 10% are from hollywood.

Statistically, the numbers are impossible without these children being either molested or brainwashed.

probably just another real jerk in life

Taz doesn't think that straight white men should be allowed to have an opinion

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 27, 2026, 18:55:49, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

on female based issues.

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1785195260.html

Pretty odd stance since she's been trying to be one for the last 3 decades*

Posted by villain User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:01:35, in reply to "Taz doesn't think that straight white men should be allowed to have an opinion "
Stupidhead

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on female based issues.

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1785195260.html

probably just another real jerk in life

This sums it up

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 26, 2026, 15:29:57, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2081450132118081923?s=20

One of the schools in town won the large school state championship last year in Idaho

Posted by villain User icon on July 27, 2026, 13:03:09, in reply to "This sums it up"
Stupidhead

Without exaggeration, they would beat the combined WNBA all star teams by 40 points.

A top flight HS AAU team (Peach Jam type of team) would beat the WNBA all stars by 70 and the women wouldn't score more than 20 points max.

probably just another real jerk in life

That almost seems like a parody,*

Posted by Lexillini User icon on July 27, 2026, 9:13:56, in reply to "This sums it up"
weiner sleeve

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https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2081450132118081923?s=20

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Used to see the tweets parodying her highlights... ANGEL REESE !! Bang....

Posted by osklister User icon on July 27, 2026, 17:27:04, in reply to "That almost seems like a parody,*"

After Reese trademarked (or whatever) the term "mebounds" they made up a new term and trademarked it themselves. :-))))

Skippidy doo bangaroo, etc.

this game is horrible.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 25, 2026, 20:16:00, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

but don't worry, i'm actually getting paid to watch it.

was watching 86 missed 3 pointers over 40 mins as fun as it sounds?

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 25, 2026, 21:54:23, in reply to "this game is horrible. "

remarkable

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but don't worry, i'm actually getting paid to watch it.

F ATL

no.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 25, 2026, 21:59:42, in reply to "was watching 86 missed 3 pointers over 40 mins as fun as it sounds?"

but again, i got paid to do that.

Not enough.

Posted by osklister User icon on July 27, 2026, 8:37:53, in reply to "no. "

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but again, i got paid to do that.

only 9 minutes of angel reese? you were robbed*

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 25, 2026, 22:10:45, in reply to "no. "

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but again, i got paid to do that.

F ATL

she got 5 rebounds but only took (and missed) one shot!

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 25, 2026, 22:18:27, in reply to "only 9 minutes of angel reese? you were robbed*"

So at most she only got 1 mebound. I had the over on that one and lost miserably.

If Dan Saint could write, he'd write this

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 25, 2026, 14:57:26, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/wnba/2026/07/23/sophie-cunningham-caution-trans-sports-debate-opinion-fever

so dumb but it's funny

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 25, 2026, 12:12:32, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://x.com/its_The_Dr/status/2080421295284478413?s=20

and like clockwork the goat of race baiting..the effeminate chocolate waif himself…

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 25, 2026, 9:16:28, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

checks into the WNBA

oh nobama

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

He’s so stupid*

Posted by DouchieHowser User icon on July 26, 2026, 5:35:30, in reply to "and like clockwork the goat of race baiting..the effeminate chocolate waif himself…"

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checks into the WNBA

oh nobama

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

WNBA practice for the All-Star game at... yeah, the Obama Pres Library/basketball court.

Posted by osklister User icon on July 25, 2026, 9:45:54, in reply to "and like clockwork the goat of race baiting..the effeminate chocolate waif himself…"

Because "focus on the game !!"

Gotta be the only pres library with a hoops court; or maybe just his library and Taft's.

True story: last Sunday, some TV station had a story that started with "anticipation is building for the WNBA All-Star game in Chicago..."

Oh yeah; you could feel it in the air since like February.

Nice feature on Sophie Cunningham on espn.com today

Posted by Potomac User icon on July 21, 2026, 11:02:05, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/49306657/sophie-cunningham-finger-point-indiana-fever-wnba

Apparently making serious $ thanks to her reputation and looks.

Babylon B: Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

Posted by osklister User icon on July 20, 2026, 19:35:12, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth knocked out.

"I was really feeling it tonight," Clark said in a brief courtside interview after the game before collapsing.

Fans gave a standing ovation for Clark as medical personnel ran to her aid. After Clark reached four broken bones and two missing incisors in the first quarter, Indiana Fever coach Stephanie White knew it could be a record-setting night.

"This was a performance for the ages," said White as paramedics worked to stabilize an unconscious Clark. "The way Caitlin keeps playing after getting her orbital bones fractured in several places, it's really impressive. I thought she might come up just short of the triple-double when we got down to three minutes left and she only had eight concussions. Then four enormous lesbians punched Caitlin repeatedly in the head for the next couple of minutes, and I knew she'd done it."

Clark's opponents marveled at her performance, stating that as they beat her senseless, they knew they were in the presence of greatness. "There was this moment when my teammate had Caitlin pinned down, and I was kicking her in the kidneys — I realized we could be in for a special night," said opposing guard Macy Darnell. "We just kept elbowing her in the teeth, and little by little, we started to believe this kind of historic performance was possible. A huge congratulations to Caitlin. Next round of dentures is on me."

At publishing time, WNBA officials were wondering why ticket sales for upcoming games were so low with Clark in the hospital.

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-records-triple-double-with-10-fractures-11-concussions-13-teeth-knocked-out

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45 and 10 today. Do you hate straight white girls too?

Posted by WesMantooth User icon on July 18, 2026, 3:54:43, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

Or just Iowans?

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

i’m really surprised lebron is drawing this out and drawing all of this attention.

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 17, 2026, 22:45:23, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

he should totally hire kobe’s helicopter pilot to fly him to the eventual decision spot.

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

Never saw this coming.

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 17, 2026, 22:49:04, in reply to "i’m really surprised lebron is drawing this out and drawing all of this attention. "

Only this time I think most sports fans are thinking don’t come to my team.

in other sports. i can’t imagine anyone actually watches the espys

Posted by Playoff Rondo User icon on July 15, 2026, 21:50:53, in reply to "caitlyn clark has missed 16 of her last 19 3 pointers with 12 turnovers in that frame"

do they?

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

F ATL

I actually did, first time ever…

Posted by kokomojo User icon on July 16, 2026, 14:21:39, in reply to "in other sports. i can’t imagine anyone actually watches the espys"

But as usual they have too much love for the marquee sports, and New York. Jalen Brunson? Really? 🙄

I thought the Jimmy V award to Jim Abbott was pretty cool.
Best speech of the night

That was on tonight?*

Posted by AceFrehley User icon on July 16, 2026, 0:47:14, in reply to "in other sports. i can’t imagine anyone actually watches the espys"

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do they?

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you’d think the opposition would want to keep her healthy to maximize her minutes of net negatives she’s like the connor bedard of women’s sports

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