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Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 14:21:14

The last two overall #1s will be on the same team and are "in a relationship." That's not something I would have wanted in my management career.

That's the story in the WNBA with Dallas. Women's soccer has had similar stories where lovers were on the same team. No thanks.

I can't imagine that happening in a male league.

which one makes the sandwiches?

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 16:18:16, in reply to "Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?"

neither. they both eat out

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a lesbian and djtex asks….whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 24, 2026, 0:44:27, in reply to "which one makes the sandwiches?"

they’ve never had a lentil on their face

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neither. they both eat out

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ICE ICE Baby

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what do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 20:48:46, in reply to "which one makes the sandwiches?"

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neither. they both eat out

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ICE ICE Baby

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what do you call lesbians on their periods?

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 18:49:01, in reply to "which one makes the sandwiches?"

finger painters

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neither. they both eat out

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wouldn't that have to whose girlfriend is on her period?

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 24, 2026, 0:54:13, in reply to "what do you call lesbians on their periods?"

cause wouldn't that just be...

never mind.

and this adultery outrage is in general way overdone. wtf cares who vrabel bangs*

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 15:10:15, in reply to "Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?"

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I'd like to see a Venn Diagram of the retards who care about Vrabel banging

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 16:02:25, in reply to "and this adultery outrage is in general way overdone. wtf cares who vrabel bangs*"
Go Zags!

a sports reporter (OMG, think of the sanctity of the reporting!) and those who think a 12 year old can consent to gender reassignment surgery.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

poor judgment by the reporter*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 16:47:50, in reply to "I'd like to see a Venn Diagram of the retards who care about Vrabel banging"

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a sports reporter (OMG, think of the sanctity of the reporting!) and those who think a 12 year old can consent to gender reassignment surgery.

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I thought the entire purpose of hiring hot women in these roles was

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 24, 2026, 9:03:34, in reply to "poor judgment by the reporter*"
Go Zags!

to get "additional access" via "alternative avenues." Are we going to pretend "sports journalism" is a real job? It's fucking soap opera shit for simps.

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a sports reporter (OMG, think of the sanctity of the reporting!) and those who think a 12 year old can consent to gender reassignment surgery.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

giving it the same play as if it was criminal is some medieval bullshit*

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 15:17:34, in reply to "and this adultery outrage is in general way overdone. wtf cares who vrabel bangs*"

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because he's a Trump supporter. Only Dems are allowed to do these things*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 15:12:04, in reply to "and this adultery outrage is in general way overdone. wtf cares who vrabel bangs*"

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The wnba is not a serious sports league

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:34:44, in reply to "Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?"
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literally no decisions that have come out of any part of that league the last few years have been because of sound business decision making.

It's quite literally and figuratively a Bush League.

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probably just another real jerk in life

correct.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 11:29:58, in reply to "The wnba is not a serious sports league"

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literally no decisions that have come out of any part of that league the last few years have been because of sound business decision making.

It's quite literally and figuratively a Bush League.

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"bush league" - snicker*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:49:47, in reply to "The wnba is not a serious sports league"
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literally no decisions that have come out of any part of that league the last few years have been because of sound business decision making.

It's quite literally and figuratively a Bush League.

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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

or butch league *

Posted by kokomojo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=kokomojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:15:44, in reply to ""bush league" - snicker*"

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literally no decisions that have come out of any part of that league the last few years have been because of sound business decision making.

It's quite literally and figuratively a Bush League.

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don't step on a joke.

bush league won't be topped.

it was a top notch one....you should steal it for your next stand up show*

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:59:17, in reply to "don't step on a joke."
Stupidhead

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bush league won't be topped.

probably just another real jerk in life

Chicago WNBA team traded one of their big stars because (spouse) had a career oportunity.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:17:39, in reply to "Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?"

More than a few years ago, but still: just very different from men's leagues.

Eh.

^^So I'll retract this, because I can't find any backup.^^ *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 11:47:35, in reply to "Chicago WNBA team traded one of their big stars because (spouse) had a career oportunity."

Just how I recalled the story from that time.

??? Maybe I'm dumb, maybe not. But... can't prove my story with independent backup.

You might be thinking of DeWanna Bonner who requested a release from the Fever last year

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:01:42, in reply to "^^So I'll retract this, because I can't find any backup.^^ *"
Stupidhead

which they granted so she could sign with Phoenix to play with her lesbian lover.

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Just how I recalled the story from that time.

??? Maybe I'm dumb, maybe not. But... can't prove my story with independent backup.

probably just another real jerk in life

You may be correct. I thought it was a Chi player (pretty good) who deferred to (spouse's) career,

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 24, 2026, 12:21:34, in reply to "You might be thinking of DeWanna Bonner who requested a release from the Fever last year"

Other spouse had a good job offer on the East Coast. So... kinda like Wayne Gretzky going from Edmonton to LA?

Allania Delle Donne maybe???

Lesbians! What are you going to do?

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 14:26:46, in reply to "Sports managers: what to do when your two stars are lovers?"
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Seems like an unwise idea unless Azzi was simply head and shoulders better than anyone else in the draft.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

she will be head and shoulders between paige

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 10:47:49, in reply to "Lesbians! What are you going to do?"

if that counts for anything

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Seems like an unwise idea unless Azzi was simply head and shoulders better than anyone else in the draft.

ICE ICE Baby

Trump is King. Long live the King.

Dallas presented it as a deliberate, great idea to boost happiness*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 15:59:53, in reply to "Lesbians! What are you going to do?"

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Seems like an unwise idea unless Azzi was simply head and shoulders better than anyone else in the draft.

And when they split up, what then? Aaaaaaaawkward!*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 16:06:12, in reply to "Dallas presented it as a deliberate, great idea to boost happiness*"
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Seems like an unwise idea unless Azzi was simply head and shoulders better than anyone else in the draft.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

P.S. - 1/3 of the first round selections in this year's WNBA draft were from UCLA.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 14:31:06, in reply to "Lesbians! What are you going to do?"
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5 out of 15.

One second round pick was as well.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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