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Babylon: Arguing for birthright citizenship. Ketanji Brown Jackson eats entire glue stick.

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In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.

The government counsel paused his oral arguments to watch in morbid fascination as Jackson steadily devoured the purple glue stick.

"Yumm... chomp. Nom-nom," Jackson could be heard saying as she swallowed another glob of glue. "Gulp. Munch munch. Mmm..."

"I... I don't even know how to respond," said Solicitor General John Sauer.

Witnesses reported that Justice Jackson's powerful argument rendered the government litigation team utterly speechless. "They had no comeback. She took the wind right out their sails," said onlooker Jamie Fenster. "When she threw down that last bit of glue stick, you could just feel that birthright citizenship was here to stay."

At publishing time, the court bailiff had gently asked Justice Jackson to please stop trying to eat the gavel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue

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Such a nitwit.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 16:57:26, in reply to "Babylon: Arguing for birthright citizenship. Ketanji Brown Jackson eats entire glue stick."
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In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.

The government counsel paused his oral arguments to watch in morbid fascination as Jackson steadily devoured the purple glue stick.

"Yumm... chomp. Nom-nom," Jackson could be heard saying as she swallowed another glob of glue. "Gulp. Munch munch. Mmm..."

"I... I don't even know how to respond," said Solicitor General John Sauer.

Witnesses reported that Justice Jackson's powerful argument rendered the government litigation team utterly speechless. "They had no comeback. She took the wind right out their sails," said onlooker Jamie Fenster. "When she threw down that last bit of glue stick, you could just feel that birthright citizenship was here to stay."

At publishing time, the court bailiff had gently asked Justice Jackson to please stop trying to eat the gavel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue

Also....

-NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

-Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

-Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears

-ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

-Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
(his DL number: OICU812 )

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

that's too kind...

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 17:16:55, in reply to "Such a nitwit.*"
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i vote for dumbfuck

Ruinis inminentibus musculi praemigrant

Years ago I debated one of the old deucers about whether W's selection of Harriet Miers . . .

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 17:59:39, in reply to "that's too kind..."
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. . . for the Supreme Court was a good move.

She was a very accomplished attorney and thus I felt she would likely make a good Supreme Court justice. The other deucer disagreed, insisting that Supreme Court justices have to come from a pretty specific and narrow background - one in which they spent much of their professional career handling pretty weighty constitutional law and federal matters. And ultimately, that other deucer was correct. It takes more than just intelligence to be a solid Supreme Court justice. I won't go so far as to say Brown is stupid. She isn't. But she has neither the requisite experience / background nor the level of intelligence to make even an average Supreme Court justice. She is completely out of her element on the bench.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Nonsense, the SCOTUS hears all kinds of cases on securities, ERISA, patents, etc. and

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 1, 2026, 18:20:33, in reply to "Years ago I debated one of the old deucers about whether W's selection of Harriet Miers . . ."
Go Zags!

it needs someone from OUTSIDE the egghead douchebag credentialization machine. To say that someone is unqualified to serve on the SCOTUS because of a 4 hour test they took at 22 years of age or financial inability to attend one of three law schools is the most unAmerican bullshit I have ever heard.

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. . . for the Supreme Court was a good move.

She was a very accomplished attorney and thus I felt she would likely make a good Supreme Court justice. The other deucer disagreed, insisting that Supreme Court justices have to come from a pretty specific and narrow background - one in which they spent much of their professional career handling pretty weighty constitutional law and federal matters. And ultimately, that other deucer was correct. It takes more than just intelligence to be a solid Supreme Court justice. I won't go so far as to say Brown is stupid. She isn't. But she has neither the requisite experience / background nor the level of intelligence to make even an average Supreme Court justice. She is completely out of her element on the bench.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

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