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SOB! Due to an emergency situation, I've been drafted to entertain a client tonight.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 9:18:27
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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I kind of liked it.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 12:47:32, in reply to "SOB! Due to an emergency situation, I've been drafted to entertain a client tonight."
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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

try snake jazz*

Posted by Playoff Rondo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Playoff+Rondo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 14:29:37, in reply to "I kind of liked it.*"

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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

ICE ICE Baby

Hail Trump

That is so damn dumb. I love it.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 15:15:23, in reply to "try snake jazz*"
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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

You're just finding snake jazz now? Dude you're so late to the game

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 14:36:26, in reply to "try snake jazz*"

I mean it's snake jazz. It's my jam!

Well, I'm off. Dinner first. Then jazz.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 16:04:56, in reply to "SOB! Due to an emergency situation, I've been drafted to entertain a client tonight."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

"jazz concert"

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 12:03:45, in reply to "SOB! Due to an emergency situation, I've been drafted to entertain a client tonight."
Stupidhead

https://rhinolexington.com/

Discover why Spearmint Rhino is Lexington's top strip club, the premier gentlemen's club offering adult entertainment, VIP service, and exclusive events.

probably just another real jerk in life

Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:28:42, in reply to ""jazz concert""

it's so prevalent and so disgusting.

I don’t mind it when it’s some Libs of TikTok dyke with a cattle ring in her nose…

Posted by kokomojo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=kokomojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 23:23:26, in reply to "Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls "

But nothing pisses me off more than scrolling Instagram and seeing some 9.8 flawless goddess that permanently disfigured herself with a whole sleeve and leg of hideous tats.
It’s like taking a sledgehammer to the Pieta

Not my type but plaza liked them trashy

Posted by Xar <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Xar' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 16:48:51, in reply to "Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls "

hope he is doing ok.

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it's so prevalent and so disgusting.

“An animal may be cunning and ferocious enough, but it takes a real man to tell a lie.”

it's awful. Just imagine what'll look like when they are 55...yikes*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:02:33, in reply to "Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls "

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it's so prevalent and so disgusting.

Most of them look bad right now.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 13:01:07, in reply to "it's awful. Just imagine what'll look like when they are 55...yikes*"
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it's so prevalent and so disgusting.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

They are awful. I need to get the one on my arm removed so I can gaslight my boys

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 14:03:09, in reply to "Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls "
Stupidhead

in a few years that I've never had any.

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it's so prevalent and so disgusting.

probably just another real jerk in life

one or two well placed ones are fine. but this tattoo culture is gross

i will get one one day. I'll get an anchor when i said across the equator. It's likely to happen at some point. I would consider a turtle if i said across the international date line, but that is less likely to happen.

It really demonstrates Dr. K's point about rebels. When Gen X was young, only

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 15:00:32, in reply to "one or two well placed ones are fine. but this tattoo culture is gross"
Go Zags!

rebels had tattoos. Scumbags, sailors, marines, biker gangs, etc. At some point in the '90's every jackass and his sister started getting nonsense like barbed wire, tramp stamps, etc. By the time the Millennials hit it was just pure NPCs, they all got one. Hell, even the church dorks now are heavily tatted. It's insane that guys like me and you were the only ones able to resist the herd.

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

I have thought about getting one for years and just can’t ever pull the trigger and pick something.*

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 15:04:02, in reply to "It really demonstrates Dr. K's point about rebels. When Gen X was young, only"
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"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

I was that way for a long time before finally giving up the idea.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 15:16:52, in reply to "I have thought about getting one for years and just can’t ever pull the trigger and pick something.*"
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And I was only going to get one, maybe two. High up on my shoulders where they would rarely be seen by anyone.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

One of many reasons I stopped patronizing strip clubs long ago.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:39:00, in reply to "Side jack: What is with the tattoos on these girls "
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Bad tats and weird piercings. Music I no longer recognized.

I guess that's about it.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

i don't remember the last time i went to a strip club

it was for a bachelor party i'm sure. and the last one i went to was over 10 years ago. to me unless you got baller money it's just a frustrating tease.

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Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 12:37:51, in reply to ""jazz concert""
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

she sounds hideous*

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probably just another real jerk in life

I'm just hoping to score a cool concert t-shirt.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:00:24, in reply to "she sounds hideous*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

You can bill that in, right?? *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:14:53, in reply to "I'm just hoping to score a cool concert t-shirt.*"

LOLOL

Even better. I have one the firm credit cards.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:37:38, in reply to "You can bill that in, right?? *"
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LOLOL

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

not better. reimbursement is always better

this way the company pays for your miles/points.

I don't do miles and points.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:39:21, in reply to "not better. reimbursement is always better"
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this way the company pays for your miles/points.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

*aghast face**

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 14:04:03, in reply to "I don't do miles and points.*"
Stupidhead

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this way the company pays for your miles/points.

probably just another real jerk in life

Your honor, I'd like to fire my counsel. Thank you*

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this way the company pays for your miles/points.

Tedious record keeping for crumbs.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 13:51:13, in reply to "Your honor, I'd like to fire my counsel. Thank you* "
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this way the company pays for your miles/points.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I've literally not paid for hundreds of flights over the past 2 decades and I've cashed in probably

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 14:06:45, in reply to "Tedious record keeping for crumbs.*"
Stupidhead

$100k worth of luxury hotel stays and free car rentals in that time.

It's a tiny amount of work for an incredible return. Just getting 10% of what I've received would be well worth it.

probably just another real jerk in life

What’s the best card nowadays? I’m still racking up miles on my SW card and $$ on Discover. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:47:47, in reply to "I've literally not paid for hundreds of flights over the past 2 decades and I've cashed in probably "
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$100k worth of luxury hotel stays and free car rentals in that time.

It's a tiny amount of work for an incredible return. Just getting 10% of what I've received would be well worth it.

"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

I've literally flown twice in the last decade.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 14:35:02, in reply to "I've literally not paid for hundreds of flights over the past 2 decades and I've cashed in probably "
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$100k worth of luxury hotel stays and free car rentals in that time.

It's a tiny amount of work for an incredible return. Just getting 10% of what I've received would be well worth it.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

*aghast face* get out and travel, brother. Don't be a Carl Fredricksen*

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:03:31, in reply to "I've literally flown twice in the last decade.*"
Stupidhead

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$100k worth of luxury hotel stays and free car rentals in that time.

It's a tiny amount of work for an incredible return. Just getting 10% of what I've received would be well worth it.

probably just another real jerk in life

if you had more points you would have flown more.

You're a single man with gainful employment. how are you not traveling more? Damn bro.

No. I hate flying. I hate taking vacations. I enjoy sleeping.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 14:43:02, in reply to "if you had more points you would have flown more. "
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You're a single man with gainful employment. how are you not traveling more? Damn bro.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Take a xanax and some words of wisdom from my pilot buddy.

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:06:55, in reply to "No. I hate flying. I hate taking vacations. I enjoy sleeping.*"
Stupidhead

When you drive on the road and go over a rough road you feel a few bumps. That's all turbulence is....just a weird pocket of air that is like a rough road with a few potholes. It's nothing to be concerned about.

Go see russia or eastern europe. Being the history buff you are you'd love it.

Live a little.

probably just another real jerk in life

That's not what bothers me about flying. *

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:14:32, in reply to "Take a xanax and some words of wisdom from my pilot buddy."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Get TSA Precheck for $75 (for 5 years) and a $25 set of headphones and you'll spend

Posted by villain <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=villain' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 15:52:19, in reply to "That's not what bothers me about flying. *"
Stupidhead

less than 30 minutes from parking your car to arriving at your gate as long as you don't check a bag and check in online. Put in your headphones and no one will bother talking to you.

Easy peasy.

Spend an extra $50 and you'll get extra legroom and usually no one sitting next to you since no one buys the extra legroom middle seats. Watch a movie and it's just like you are sitting in your own living room except that you are traveling 500mph and someone else is getting you drinks.

probably just another real jerk in life

I don't own headphones.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 16:04:16, in reply to "Get TSA Precheck for $75 (for 5 years) and a $25 set of headphones and you'll spend "
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

you can buy them with points.*

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I have comically small ears.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 12:49:01, in reply to "you can buy them with points.* "
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

they make small headphones. *

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I'm also hearing impaired.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 15:17:12, in reply to "they make small headphones. * "
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

more like mentally impaired*

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Is your name Johnny?*

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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

^i'm not happy that no one got this

or at least acknowledged it.

Do you feel as though your dreams have been shattered?*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 4, 2026, 13:02:21, in reply to "^i'm not happy that no one got this"
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or at least acknowledged it.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Any chance your client also hates jazz, and you can convince them to do something else?*

Posted by Figs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Figs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 10:15:30, in reply to "SOB! Due to an emergency situation, I've been drafted to entertain a client tonight."

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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

“the intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing over whether it is true or not.” - Peter Medawar

No. He is driving approximately 4 hours (one way) to see this concert.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 3, 2026, 10:53:43, in reply to "Any chance your client also hates jazz, and you can convince them to do something else?*"
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At a jazz concert. I hate jazz. Loath it. I don't think I can fake even a passing interest for more than about 10 minutes.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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