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every now and then you are forced to interact with retards. please help me get through the

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 1, 2026, 20:24:33
the full 1 cm

next few minutes.

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I feel like it happens just too much. eff them all*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 18:34:51, in reply to "every now and then you are forced to interact with retards. please help me get through the "

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next few minutes.

I had a minor interaction with one Sunday afternoon.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 11:09:59, in reply to "every now and then you are forced to interact with retards. please help me get through the "
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Pulled into a gasoline station parking lot that does not have many parking spots to being with. One of the spots on the end of row was at least half way covered in a mound of snow and ice making it unusable (at least for most vehicles). So I parked up against the mound of snow and ice which admittedly had me straddling the yellow line. But again, the parking spot to my left was unusable. So no harm, right?

As I come of the station and start to enter my car, some guy pulls up behind me and starts chirping, accusing me of being rude for taking up two parking spots. I was kind of caught off guard at first, almost thinking the guy was kidding. When I realized he wasn't, I looked down at the mound of snow and ice and then back up at him and said something to the effect of, "What the hell are you talking about? No one can park there." Didn't work, He continued to scold and lecture me. So I just turned my back to him, gave him a wave and got into my car. Thinking that if he refused to drive off and let me back out, then there was going to be a problem. But the officious little twit drove off as soon as my door was closed.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Any incident like that in which you are driving away and not in the back

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 3, 2026, 6:31:35, in reply to "I had a minor interaction with one Sunday afternoon."
Go Zags!

of a cop car is a W, buddy.

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Pulled into a gasoline station parking lot that does not have many parking spots to being with. One of the spots on the end of row was at least half way covered in a mound of snow and ice making it unusable (at least for most vehicles). So I parked up against the mound of snow and ice which admittedly had me straddling the yellow line. But again, the parking spot to my left was unusable. So no harm, right?

As I come of the station and start to enter my car, some guy pulls up behind me and starts chirping, accusing me of being rude for taking up two parking spots. I was kind of caught off guard at first, almost thinking the guy was kidding. When I realized he wasn't, I looked down at the mound of snow and ice and then back up at him and said something to the effect of, "What the hell are you talking about? No one can park there." Didn't work, He continued to scold and lecture me. So I just turned my back to him, gave him a wave and got into my car. Thinking that if he refused to drive off and let me back out, then there was going to be a problem. But the officious little twit drove off as soon as my door was closed.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

Ok, what’s your daughter up to?*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 1, 2026, 20:29:23, in reply to "every now and then you are forced to interact with retards. please help me get through the "

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next few minutes.

she is perfectly fine. thank fuck.

Posted by Giant Dong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Giant+Dong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 19:01:07, in reply to "Ok, what’s your daughter up to?*"

moving to Austin in a couple weeks for her dream job.

thanks for asking, i guess?

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Unless her "dream job" is setting up a Bob Jones campus in Austin to

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 3, 2026, 6:30:10, in reply to "she is perfectly fine. thank fuck."
Go Zags!

try to hold the heathens in check, is she really "perfectly fine?" I will submit a prayer request for her on Sunday. "Please Lord keep Giant Dong's daughter from being radicalized by liberals in Austin."

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moving to Austin in a couple weeks for her dream job. thanks for asking, i guess?

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

I was just trying to distract you, although of course I wish the best for your fam*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 2, 2026, 19:29:05, in reply to "she is perfectly fine. thank fuck."

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moving to Austin in a couple weeks for her dream job. thanks for asking, i guess?

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