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Man does our D stink gamethread

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:10:31

yikes

Luke Altmyer is great.

Posted by Rantucky <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Rantucky' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 4:15:15, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

but he believes in God too much for Turki.

We've been spoiled.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 3, 2025, 9:06:23, in reply to "Luke Altmyer is great."
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but he believes in God too much for Turki.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

We put Tommy Devito in the league. Luke will get a look

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 3, 2025, 11:55:45, in reply to "We've been spoiled.*"

i'm telling you, kids will now look at Bret's program as a good place to jump into.

Without looking at body of post, where would you guess he ranks on our all-time passing leaders?

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 3, 2025, 12:21:43, in reply to "We put Tommy Devito in the league. Luke will get a look "
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Only counting his yardage at Illinois, he is currently 7th behind Tony Eason. Who he will definitely pass. He has a very good chance of passing Jason Verduzco for 5th.

If he ends up 5th, all 4 players ahead of him will have played 4 years for Illinois, to Luke's three.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Just sayin, cause I celebrate the entire catalogue of Illini players: # of games? *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 3, 2025, 15:21:18, in reply to "Without looking at body of post, where would you guess he ranks on our all-time passing leaders?"

Passes attempted???

Ah memories... the Nickel and Dime Connection at Madison.

So, this is NOT the play I had in mind, but it is the Nickel/Dime in CU.

My wild ass guess was 5

but according to sports reference he has already passed Eason.

The stats I used supposedly had the Rutgers game included. But perhaps not.*

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but according to sports reference he has already passed Eason.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

He really is*

Posted by DouchieHowser <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=DouchieHowser' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 15:29:52, in reply to "Luke Altmyer is great."

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but he believes in God too much for Turki.

Gonna be sorry to see him go. You can only hope Bielema can pluck another rabbit/hat. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 10:33:46, in reply to "Luke Altmyer is great."

Not getting blown out at IU would go a long way towards recruiting/transfers IMHO.

I’m hoping this becomes a recipe where top talent kids who lose the starting job

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 13:11:45, in reply to "Gonna be sorry to see him go. You can only hope Bielema can pluck another rabbit/hat. *"

Will come here. They know it’s not their first choice but a place they can succeed. With lower expectations to boot. Win/win.

I think we have a Jon Beutjer type that will be entering the portal in a few weeks you can have*

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 14:11:26, in reply to "I’m hoping this becomes a recipe where top talent kids who lose the starting job"
Go Zags!

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Will come here. They know it’s not their first choice but a place they can succeed. With lower expectations to boot. Win/win.

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

yeah, with him gone..well, I don't know. We shall see*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 11:18:53, in reply to "Gonna be sorry to see him go. You can only hope Bielema can pluck another rabbit/hat. *"

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Not getting blown out at IU would go a long way towards recruiting/transfers IMHO.

I just wish we had blitzed and played man against Washington

Posted by groupguy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=groupguy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 18:46:33, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

Maybe their QB misses a few throws like Kaliakmanis

I love bowling!*

Posted by WesMantooth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=WesMantooth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 16:38:21, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

I can’t believe I’m going to say this

That’s not enough anymore. Bert has given this program an expectation of winning. The days of 6-6 and going to the Kraft Bowl in San Francisco aren’t cutting it.

If we aren’t making the playoff then we should expect to be in the next biggest bowl possible. Last year was a great example.

Extremely likely we’re in Tampa this year *

Posted by WesMantooth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=WesMantooth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 19:27:24, in reply to "I can’t believe I’m going to say this "

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

We need to win out and be 9-3 for a quality bowl. 6-3 in conference is nothing special*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 19:56:28, in reply to "Extremely likely we’re in Tampa this year *"

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It is for us*

Posted by WesMantooth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=WesMantooth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 22:56:04, in reply to "We need to win out and be 9-3 for a quality bowl. 6-3 in conference is nothing special*"

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Uneducated Redneck Piece of Shit

correct. our defense is ass without x and some other $ players.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 10:55:44, in reply to "It is for us*"

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Yes, I’m basing this on winning out. 9-3 is still very good.

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 20:00:24, in reply to "We need to win out and be 9-3 for a quality bowl. 6-3 in conference is nothing special*"

10-2 was going to put us in the playoff.

That’s fine

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 19:39:42, in reply to "Extremely likely we’re in Tampa this year *"

That’s the best possible bowl outside of the playoff right? Or at least that we could play?

IU has improved to second-worst all-time winning %

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 15:55:27, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

Nice graphic in IU vs Maryland. All-time worst winning percentage for Power 4 schools. Before season: IU #1. Current: Wake Forest #1, IU #2. Northwestern is also top 5.

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yikes

Rome wasn't built in 125 years *

Posted by Pooter <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Pooter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 21:32:53, in reply to "IU has improved to second-worst all-time winning %"

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Nice graphic in IU vs Maryland. All-time worst winning percentage for Power 4 schools. Before season: IU #1. Current: Wake Forest #1, IU #2. Northwestern is also top 5.

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yikes

Life is too short to waste boners

hehe*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 2, 2025, 6:52:40, in reply to "Rome wasn't built in 125 years *"

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Nice graphic in IU vs Maryland. All-time worst winning percentage for Power 4 schools. Before season: IU #1. Current: Wake Forest #1, IU #2. Northwestern is also top 5.

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yikes

I just wish we had blitzed and played man against Washington

Posted by groupguy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=groupguy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 14:31:35, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

Maybe their QB misses a few throws like Kaliakmanis

Who’s the color commentator today?*

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 14:27:21, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

Lol. Jason Garrett just quoted a speech I gave at the UoI 30 years ago.

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 14:38:20, in reply to "Who’s the color commentator today?*"

He said I look to one side I got Simeon Rice I look to the other and it’s Kevin Hardy and I look straight across and it’s Dana Howard. Nearly word for word from a speech I gave about the future of virtual reality. The only thing was, when I have the speech, Simeon Rice was sitting in the front row to my left.

one of our most complete games in a long time.

Posted by arthurkirkland <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=arthurkirkland' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 13:57:49, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

rutgers isnt good but they arent awful. very impressive domination.

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yikes

This is fun, can we play them every week please*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 13:37:29, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

wow what a catch*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 13:16:00, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

Solid half. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:51:07, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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yikes

"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

Nice, pretty fun game so far*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:44:26, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

Can D hold?????*

Posted by Learning_and_Labor <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Learning_and_Labor' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:25:28, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

dang, didn't like the call really..but it paid off!*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:25:23, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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yikes

Few!*

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yikes

Yeah…*

Posted by Learning_and_Labor <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Learning_and_Labor' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 12:17:06, in reply to "Man does our D stink gamethread"

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