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Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'"

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 23, 2025, 14:34:52

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Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 12:05:50, in reply to "Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'""

In a move that drew criticism of bias toward his hometown teams, Pope Leo XIV officially canonized the 1996-98 Chicago Bulls.

The legendary NBA championship team that has long been discussed as arguably the greatest of all time received an honor far beyond that of any other sports team, as the pontiff venerated the entire roster.

"It will no longer be ‘Air Jordan,' but ‘Saint Jordan,'" the pope said in his proclamation at the Vatican. "For the truly amazing accomplishments of MJ, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, and the other members of the team, we now enshrine them among the greatest heroes in the annals of the Catholic Church. Blessed be the 1996-98 Bulls."

Though many were caught off guard by the canonization, Vatican insiders said it was a foregone conclusion. "They were a lock for sainthood," one source said. "His Holiness personally attested to witnessing multiple miraculous events performed by this team. Seventy-two regular-season victories, defeating the Sonics in the 1996 NBA Finals, the ‘Flue Game' — clear evidence of divine intervention."

Pope Leo confirmed that critics of the decision would face excommunication from the Church. "Pontiff don't play," he told a group of cardinals, according to sources.

Relics from the team — a game-worn pair of Jordan's sneakers, a lock of Rodman's green hair, and Pippen's Gatorade cup — were set to tour parishes worldwide.

At publishing time, the Vatican had confirmed that Pope Leo had also issued a proclamation requiring all Catholic Cubs fans to convert to cheering for the White Sox.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leo-canonizes-the-1996-98-chicago-bulls

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No tippin' Saint Pippen does have a nice ring to it*

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 14:48:30, in reply to "Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls."
Go Zags!

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"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

how did you know the"No Tippin Pippen" nickname? Years ago he would be at the bar

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 15:47:16, in reply to "No tippin' Saint Pippen does have a nice ring to it*"

that we would go dancing at in the suburbs, and the waitresses would call him No Tippin Pippen and told us he'd only tip if they were black. I mean, this was over 30 years ago. I saw/heard it myself, didn't know it was a well-known thing!

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And to think I thought it was because he would never fall over!

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 16:18:00, in reply to "how did you know the"No Tippin Pippen" nickname? Years ago he would be at the bar"

LOL. Just kidding.

hahahaha, good one*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 16:23:32, in reply to "And to think I thought it was because he would never fall over!"

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LOL. Just kidding.

Very well known thing. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 16:04:41, in reply to "how did you know the"No Tippin Pippen" nickname? Years ago he would be at the bar"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

huh, I had no idea it was that well known. thanks..going hunting this weekend?*

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3 weeks away for me for IL shotgun season. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 16:25:23, in reply to "huh, I had no idea it was that well known. thanks..going hunting this weekend?*"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

you don't bowhunt at all? Erik does both, went last weekend and

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 31, 2025, 21:00:21, in reply to "3 weeks away for me for IL shotgun season. *"

this weekend, too. Last year he got a decent one quite early.

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No. Don’t have or make time for it. *

Posted by harb99 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=harb99' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 1, 2025, 11:36:57, in reply to "you don't bowhunt at all? Erik does both, went last weekend and"
a CM calendar at work is A-OK

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this weekend, too. Last year he got a decent one quite early.

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"yeah but you live down where the hoot owls eff the chickens" - illinihiltopper

Babylon B getting mean in old age: "Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day."

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 28, 2025, 9:53:03, in reply to "Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'""

A surprising new report indicated that an elderly lesbian throuple seen out for a walk in a local park this week turned out to actually be the musical group Green Day.

The three aging men were suspected of being lesbian women by pretty much everyone who saw them out walking before being identified as the once-popular pop-punk band.

"Oh, those are men?" bystander Cheryl Newman commented. "I thought they were another elderly lesbian throuple out for a stroll in downtown Oakland. We get a lot of those around here."

The three members of the rock group admitted that they had been mistaken for lesbians in a three-way romantic relationship on a regular basis over the last couple of decades.

"Oh yeah, that happens," lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said. "I don't know if it's our attempt to tenuously maintain a finger-hold on our youth by bleaching and spiking our hair, or the fact that we wear eyeliner and nail polish, or the fact that we all drive Subaru Outbacks, or that we enjoy holding hands together wherever we walk anywhere. But yeah, we're mistaken for old lesbians all the time."

The three men are now in their mid-50s and still perform regularly. Ironically, a sizeable percentage of their live audience is made up of elderly lesbian throuples.

At publishing time, someone had also mistaken British singer/songwriter Rod Stewart as a shockingly lifelike zombie decoration at a local Halloween party.

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bwahaha*

Posted by Mismysteri <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Mismysteri' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 28, 2025, 16:06:31, in reply to "Babylon B getting mean in old age: "Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day.""

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lulz*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 28, 2025, 11:29:35, in reply to "Babylon B getting mean in old age: "Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day.""
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Comedian: guy cuts off his dik, wears a dress & everyone celebrates him. Guy wears a toupee? Weird.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 12:05:02, in reply to "Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'""

The comedian kinda does have a point there IMHO, even if the toupee is just a temp thing.

lol. news had some clilps of the protestors. definitely old and odd.*

Posted by arthurkirkland <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=arthurkirkland' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 9:58:35, in reply to "Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'""

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Is that reference getting to the point that you have to be kind of old to understand it?*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 23, 2025, 18:04:54, in reply to "Babylon B: "Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'""
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Yep yep. :-( And I didn't think twice about that. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 9:51:59, in reply to "Is that reference getting to the point that you have to be kind of old to understand it?*"

Matlock first-run: 1986-1992. Going on 40 years ago. :-O

What a drag it is, getting old...

It's kind of ironic. I had to go and look how long it had been since that show ended.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 11:38:47, in reply to "Yep yep. :-( And I didn't think twice about that. *"
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1995. 30 years. Yeesh.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Shows ya what I know. One of the rare "two network" shows: NBC and ABC.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 11:59:23, in reply to "It's kind of ironic. I had to go and look how long it had been since that show ended."

The dates I saw were just NBC, I guess.

Of course, neither of us are considering the new-and-exciting remake of Matlock; starring Kathy Bates as Madeline "Matty" Matlock. :-O

That's the one they want to watch because it combines old peoples' love

Posted by fratstud <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=fratstud' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 12:53:33, in reply to "Shows ya what I know. One of the rare "two network" shows: NBC and ABC."
Go Zags!

of Matlock with leftists' desire to smash the patriarchy. Appointment television.

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The dates I saw were just NBC, I guess.

Of course, neither of us are considering the new-and-exciting remake of Matlock; starring Kathy Bates as Madeline "Matty" Matlock. :-O

"Iowa women were better than Illini men" - Potomac

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Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 24, 2025, 11:39:42, in reply to "It's kind of ironic. I had to go and look how long it had been since that show ended."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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