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Babylon B: Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former CIA Officials Saying He's Innocent.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 8, 2025, 15:08:20

James Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent

At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he's totally innocent.

At his highly publicized hearing in a Virginia federal courtroom, Comey produced the letter as evidence to show that these trusted members of the intelligence community were just as confident in his innocence as they were in the fall of 2020 that Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian misinformation operation.

"This is rock-solid proof of my innocence," Comey told the court as he held up the letter. "If the country has learned anything over the last five years, it's that our intelligence officials are above reproach and would never mislead anyone or be blatantly dishonest. That is why the court should take this letter as a clear and definitive sign that I am in no way guilty of any of the crimes with which I have been charged. It's got signatures and everything. Totally innocent."

The media described the letter as a "bombshell" that sealed Comey's defense against the charges. "There's nothing more concrete than former U.S. intelligence officials," said one reporter. "The intelligence community has never shown itself to be anything less than completely forthright, principled, and altruistic. The people who signed this letter would never lie. About anything. And Mr. Comey would never falsify anything to provide cover for himself. We've never seen any evidence of that. Ever."

At publishing time, Comey had helpfully offered to personally lead the investigation into whether or not he committed any crimes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-comey-produces-letter-signed-by-51-former-intelligence-officials-saying-hes-totally-innocent

Charges dropped*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 13:03:22, in reply to "Babylon B: Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former CIA Officials Saying He's Innocent."
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James Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent

At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he's totally innocent.

At his highly publicized hearing in a Virginia federal courtroom, Comey produced the letter as evidence to show that these trusted members of the intelligence community were just as confident in his innocence as they were in the fall of 2020 that Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian misinformation operation.

"This is rock-solid proof of my innocence," Comey told the court as he held up the letter. "If the country has learned anything over the last five years, it's that our intelligence officials are above reproach and would never mislead anyone or be blatantly dishonest. That is why the court should take this letter as a clear and definitive sign that I am in no way guilty of any of the crimes with which I have been charged. It's got signatures and everything. Totally innocent."

The media described the letter as a "bombshell" that sealed Comey's defense against the charges. "There's nothing more concrete than former U.S. intelligence officials," said one reporter. "The intelligence community has never shown itself to be anything less than completely forthright, principled, and altruistic. The people who signed this letter would never lie. About anything. And Mr. Comey would never falsify anything to provide cover for himself. We've never seen any evidence of that. Ever."

At publishing time, Comey had helpfully offered to personally lead the investigation into whether or not he committed any crimes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-comey-produces-letter-signed-by-51-former-intelligence-officials-saying-hes-totally-innocent

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For now.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 13:04:15, in reply to "Charges dropped*"
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Clock ran out*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 13:09:30, in reply to "For now.*"
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That's not how that works.*

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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I just read this. No idea if it is true.

Posted by AceFrehley <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=AceFrehley' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 13:49:05, in reply to "That's not how that works.*"

"It was only dismissed because the Senate has not confirmed the prosecutor yet, so it was not based on merit and, thankfully, can likely be appealed."

I don't know if this case has merit or not. But fuck these fucking fucks.

It can be appealed and a new indictment can be found to relate back to the original one.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 13:53:04, in reply to "I just read this. No idea if it is true."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

I also read that they've already announced that they (Comey) will challenge any attempt...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 14:14:32, in reply to "It can be appealed and a new indictment can be found to relate back to the original one.*"
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...at reviving the original indictment as Halligan was the only attorney who signed it and the only one who presented to the Grand Jury. Coupling that with the judge voiding anything she did after she was brought on they'll argue that there is no indictment, full stop and a new indictment must be pursued and the time as expired on that.

At least that's Comey's defense rationale at the basest of levels and if somehow the original indictment is allowed to stand they'll again challenge on the bevy of issues they had with it.

I'm guessing he's gonna run out the clock on this.

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Of course they will challenge anything and everything.

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 24, 2025, 14:31:47, in reply to "I also read that they've already announced that they (Comey) will challenge any attempt..."
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Which is perfectly fine. The process here is the real punishment. Keep those legal fees mounting.

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Dotard and Ice Barbie don’t know what habeus corpus is*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 9, 2025, 12:58:55, in reply to "Babylon B: Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former CIA Officials Saying He's Innocent."
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lulz*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 9, 2025, 10:11:33, in reply to "Babylon B: Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former CIA Officials Saying He's Innocent."
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Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

Another: "Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones."

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 9, 2025, 11:25:52, in reply to "lulz*"

Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones

As the city seeks to push back against President Donald Trump's efforts to enforce immigration law, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson told his aides that he hoped their "ICE-Free Zones" would work a lot better than their "Gun-Free Zones."

With Johnson and Illinois Governor JB Pritzker adamantly opposing any ICE operations to apprehend illegal aliens, the leaders were cautiously optimistic that setting up zones to prevent immigration enforcement would turn out better than the zones they set up to keep people from being brutally shot to death.

"Maybe this method will work this time," Johnson was heard telling his staff. "I mean, it felt like a good idea to set up those ‘Gun-Free Zones,' but people just keep on shooting folks every day for some reason. It doesn't matter how many signs we put up. But maybe… just maybe… if we put up enough signage to let everyone know that there are ‘ICE-Free Zones' in our city, it'll totally work. Let's stay positive, people. Signs can work. Just not for guns, apparently."

The Windy City has become Ground Zero for the heated immigration debate, with Democrats contending that enforcing the law should be against the law. "Laws have no jurisdiction here," Governor Pritzker told the media on Tuesday. "Like the Second Amendment. That has no power in Illinois. That's why we established clearly marked ‘Gun-Free Zones' so law-abiding citizens can be unarmed and vulnerable to all the criminals who come to murder them. It's the same thing with ICE, but this time will be better. Are you going to eat those onion rings?"

At publishing time, 1,200 illegals had been arrested by ICE in the "ICE-Free Zones," and another 750 people had been shot to death in Chicago's "Gun-Free Zones."

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-hoping-their-ice-free-zones-work-better-than-their-gun-free-zones

I saw that one the other day. What a clown show.*

Posted by Lexillini <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/onedeuce/info/user=Lexillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 9, 2025, 12:19:57, in reply to "Another: "Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones.""
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Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones

As the city seeks to push back against President Donald Trump's efforts to enforce immigration law, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson told his aides that he hoped their "ICE-Free Zones" would work a lot better than their "Gun-Free Zones."

With Johnson and Illinois Governor JB Pritzker adamantly opposing any ICE operations to apprehend illegal aliens, the leaders were cautiously optimistic that setting up zones to prevent immigration enforcement would turn out better than the zones they set up to keep people from being brutally shot to death.

"Maybe this method will work this time," Johnson was heard telling his staff. "I mean, it felt like a good idea to set up those ‘Gun-Free Zones,' but people just keep on shooting folks every day for some reason. It doesn't matter how many signs we put up. But maybe… just maybe… if we put up enough signage to let everyone know that there are ‘ICE-Free Zones' in our city, it'll totally work. Let's stay positive, people. Signs can work. Just not for guns, apparently."

The Windy City has become Ground Zero for the heated immigration debate, with Democrats contending that enforcing the law should be against the law. "Laws have no jurisdiction here," Governor Pritzker told the media on Tuesday. "Like the Second Amendment. That has no power in Illinois. That's why we established clearly marked ‘Gun-Free Zones' so law-abiding citizens can be unarmed and vulnerable to all the criminals who come to murder them. It's the same thing with ICE, but this time will be better. Are you going to eat those onion rings? "

At publishing time, 1,200 illegals had been arrested by ICE in the "ICE-Free Zones," and another 750 people had been shot to death in Chicago's "Gun-Free Zones."

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-hoping-their-ice-free-zones-work-better-than-their-gun-free-zones

Guns. Have them.

The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants.

Socialism is the gospel of envy.

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