will have their entire fleet of cargo ships simultaneously unleash drone swarms out of the shipping containers that will park the entire US fleet under water before the US even realizes what is going on. They have learned from Admiral Yamamoto's mistakes and spent years ensuring it won't happen again. "Oh my God, that Maersk ship that we thought was full of cheap TVs and sneakers to be worn by fat Americans is actually carrying nothing but drones."

Two hours later: "The United States has underestimated China and because we have no navy left, we're going to go ahead and give them California, Oregon and Washington to stop further hostilities because Boomers sold the country out for cheap goods a few decades ago and we have no capacity to fight back. Boomer entitlements will not be cut and the displaced California residents will all be moved to Kentucky."