A personal fave:

-BUZZER BEATER! Angels Erupt In Cheers As Man Accepts Christ With Just 0.4 Seconds Left On Clock


Others...

-Macklemore Performs Concert In Gaza And Oh No! They've Thrown Him Off A Roof

-U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front

-Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas

-Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots

-EU Declares Canada Weak Enough To Join Them

-Caveman Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs

-Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children