Starmer To Irish: Let’s Not Bicker And Argue About Who Beheaded Whom

Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following the attempted beheading of an Irishman by a Sudanese migrant, leading UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer to ask the Irish not to bicker and argue over who beheaded whom.

In the latest incident, an Irishman in his 40s escaped with his life, suffering knife wounds to his face and neck after Hadi Alodid tried to cut off his head. Starmer urged restraint on the part of the Irish people, stressing that pointing fingers over the attempted killing would not be helpful to identify the people who keep perpetrating the attempted killings.

"Who hasn't tried to cut off someone's head now and then?" Starmer said while speaking to the press. "While I understand the shock involved, we mustn't pretend that this isn't something we encounter nearly every day in our lives. So, let's not bicker and argue over who attempted to behead whom in this situation. The important thing is that our foreign migrant population in the United Kingdom is thriving."

Starmer explained that making it known who was the aggressor and who was the victim of the attack were not important details. "That's not what this situation is about in the least," he said. "It's quite easy to say, "Oh, here we go with another Muslim trying to butcher a UK citizen,' but that won't solve this problem. This problem will simply not be solved until the Muslim migrants have gotten all the stabbing and murdering out of their systems."

At publishing time, 17 more innocent citizens had been stabbed by Muslim migrants across the UK.

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