or “I’ve never been in favor of women making as much as men in sports” or “Quinn and Jack Hughes, what real heroes, and anyone who says the women’s team isn’t participating tonight, there’s their mom!” or “do you think the women don’t like having their abortions regulated or is it they don’t think I kiss the gays’ asses enough?”

At least something like “I’d like to see you guys play the women for the 90 seconds that would last before they stopped the game, haha”.