midlife crisis wave is going to be worse than the Boomer midlife crisis wave.

Yes, PowerPoints and Excel files are for the fucking birds. But Ash is probably borderline retarded financially and likely has a massive amount of debt and is stuck on the hamster wheel until she is unceremoniously jettisoned when the next group of perkier titted blonder women comes through. Congratulations on figuring it out way too late, Ash.