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on November 8, 2025, 0:15:53
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/democrats-man-problem
In part:
And then there are the new Joe Rogans, lefty online influencers who the left hopes will perform the male-speaking function Joe Rogan performed before the left decided to cancel Joe Rogan. One candidate is Hasan Piker, a tiresome commie who plays footsie with threats of violence and tortures his dog. Men just love people who hurt dogs, according to people who never sat in an audience that was cheering on John Wick.
Piker’s at least in shape and not a bloated slob. Filling in the bloated slob slot is Stavros Halkias, an enormous, sweaty comic with political takes of the Mamdani-stan variety, best known for his role as a scabrous degenerate in the very funny show “Tires.” He’s amusing on TV, but he’s not exactly a guy men long to emulate. He looks like he should be telling you, “No Coke, Pepsi,” and awkwardly propositioning your girlfriend. Do not Google the name of his former podcast.
And then there’s the Great White Wine Woman Hope, someone called Jennifer Welch. This bizarre mutant has been getting a lot of play lately, an indicator of Dem desperation. Billed as a “red state mom,” she talks like a Santa Monica Chardonnay swiller and looks like a plastic surgery cautionary example. I don’t know if it’s a Botox OD or a facelift too far, but her mug looks like a snare drum, and she appears so alien you expect her to demand you take her to your leader, which, to her consternation, is Donald Trump. She comes off like every woman you’ve ever seen berating a manager over some petty gripe. So angry, so bitter – if she’s not gobbling handfuls of SSRIs, maybe she ought to be.
An interior designer and former Bravo star on some show you haven’t seen, Welch is from Oklahoma, which is supposed to be a selling point, but hey, so is Jimmy Lankford – there’s always a blue streak in the deep red, and vice versa. Her thing is big talk to rile up the weirdos, losers, and mutations; she’s very mad at, for example, Riley Gaines for being normal and attractive. Welch is the kind of person who shouts “No Kings!” unironically; a man’s response to her is “no thanks.” But, more sinisterly, she recently told the Dems they need to get even more psychotic: “You can either jump on board with this s---, or we’re coming after you in the same way that we come after MAGA. Period.” The “s---” she was referencing was the base’s open delight over the murder of Charlie Kirk. Charming. Nothing appeals to men like a literal gargoyle badgering them with up-talky monologues that blend absolute ignorance about politics with sociopathology.
The main challenge for the Democrats is that they hate the people they want to appeal to. They don’t want to win men over, much less compromise with them. They want to shut them up and teach them to comply. Some males will, but no men will.
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