Yes, a gas-powered blower is now illegal. Even professional services cannot use them. So the county defined rules for reporting your neighbors and other alleged offenders.

But guess what? Too many Latinos were being flagged, and you know, some of them might be “undocumented,” and well, we can’t be busting them with Trump around.

Violence in certain schools? Shh.

I will give the school system some credit. They finally dropped the policy where students would get a minimal score of 50% for doing nothing.