Duncan mckenzie used to tell a good story in his after dinner routine ..for those who don’t know he was a cracking flair player who could jump on to the top of car in one leap if I remember..anyway back in the day ..player goes down unconscious ..physio on ..smelling salts …physio says “do you know who you are “to prostate player to which his manager shouts “tell him he’s George Best ..he’s been ####ing shite !!