I notice you keep reading them though Big Jim.
The heading of the thread would have given you a clue that the post wouldn't be too serious.
A long time ago I used to play with a lad we called Big Jim.
Couldn't be you though I am eighty two now and you,judging from your posts are more like a stroppy teenager.
The Big Jim on our team was six foot two which when you consider the average height of players back then was about five foot eight made him appear to be huge.
When he was stood normally he was Big Jim,but when he went to head the ball he shrunk to about five foot six.
Not suggesting for a minute that you are anything like that Big Jim of course.