Really has got to go. It's beyond embarrassing. Not only is he biased to a ridiculous extent(every opposition player is a cheat who deserves a yellow card for breathing and every ref since the Napoleonic Wars is trying to make us lose), he knows cock all. About anything. Especially football.
Has no idea who any of the opposition players are, is obsessed by what time it is and thinks we always 'playing good football' even when, as in the first half, we should be four down. Today he started telling some story about what a former manager had told him about the play offs except he couldn't remember who it was or what he'd said. Plus he seems to think that handball is an automatic yellow card and that the opposition centre half is a psychopath because he's challenged Fondop for the ball. Their keeper is a cheating time waster for getting treatment but when Hudson does the same thing, he mysteriously loses his voice.

And now,the guy sat next to him has clearly been listening to this inane drivel for so long that he's turned into him. They almost make Trump sound semi coherent.

Someone ring the home.