As for the Premier League..

United's are good, Newcastle are the best, City's are terrible but by far the worst are Tottenham whose are almost as bad as ours. Which is why I emailed them...

"You have spent a gazillion pounds on a state of the art stadium with perfect views, self pouring beers in the bars and a perfect pitch. Yet you have installed concrete nets where yhe ball bounces out instead of nestling in the rigging as it should. You should be ashamed and deserve to get relegated."

I didn't get a reply. However I sent it in September. So my curse seems to be working. Serves them right.