I will out him. He was a Canadian named Bruce that I brought over to watch his first ever English football match. I wanted to give him the full experience but it turns out that he was a flake and couldn't handle the English beer. We went in the Queens before and after the game. Before was okay but after I was embarrassed.

The only good thing was that he was married to a woman who worked for Air Canada and we got first class service both ways (at that time about £3,000 each way). Now that was an experience.