Wee bobby, you like your stats so here's one.
I went to watch the comedian Mick Miller in stand up the other night and later on I found out that before a career in comedy, he was signed as a goalkeeper for port vale by the legend...Stanley Matthews.

Mick Miller in his stand up act said...
'the wife has left me because she says all I think about is football. I was a bit sad because we'd been together seven seasons'.