A charismatic N type of yore extols the virtues of modern videogaming entertainment:
How do you guarantee this NA- leader's transformation to an agitated NA+ state? Why, simply swap his pet goat stories for explicit gangster rap verses:
It was a very wonderful, very beautiful 47 second storytelling. It was a ratings hit, just like the President's daily pandemic briefings, and believe me I know a lot about briefings. Even Mini Mike B had to congratulate me from one of his empty deserted conference halls: "How does President Trump know so much about great stories?" - well let me tell you: my uncle was a very smart man, chief storyteller on the quad at MIT...
...and a great musician, great musician folks. Wherever I go people are telling me 'Mr. President, you need to sing songs.' Well we're sorting all that out right now, and I can promise you the United States will have no more than one case of me singing songs, and so we'll all be back to work very, very soon...
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