How about a tag team match with Vera and Annie Laurie Starr on one team and Margot with Claire Trevor's Helen from Born To Kill on the other? In one corner you can have Esther ("I love beer") Howard handing out brew refreshments, with Elisha Cook whispering in her ear "Esther, it's not feasible to be giving beer to wrestlers", as he uses all his will power to stop his hands from running all over her torso.