Regis.
We appreciate your interest for the violinist position. Unfortunately based on your listed references and a background check we have disqualified you from further consideration.
Every past job reference you listed resulted in your being terminated for cause. With the exception of your prison job where the warden could not Fire you and so he left the cell door keys by your bed stand and the keys to the prison car in the ignition.
With all of that, plus the manner in which you had our gypsy violinist terminated, we feel it best that you not be employed at Becker Industries.
Thank you for your interest.
Clyde Beasly
Manager of Human Resources
Al Becker Industries