As Mayor of this fine City, and as a lead organizer of the Occupy Mayberry Movement currently going on I would like to see if your establishment would be willing to donate some sammiches to our ever hard working protesters. They are tired, dirty, and hungry, but are fighting a good cause.
Will you be patriotic and donate 500 meals to these wonderful people? I hope so. I would hate to have to call for a health inspection here this week.