Re: I'm a hungry buzzard!
Mizzy, here's what I do. Order the Tea. Just a cup of tea. (with the tea bags on the side). (It's only 50 cents) Then tell the waiter you prefer to drink it out of a bowl. Then swipe a couple ketchup packets from the counter. Add them to the hot water in the bowl, and like magic, you've made tomato soup. (The crackers are free too...) I tipped the waiter a dime afterwards, and he was kind of moody about it, but it worked out okay.  Oh, be sure to pocket the tea bags that you didn't use. Waste not, want not!
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